Eddie Izzard

Good to have you back, sir. I'm jotting you down on my calendar. I'll be in Belfast for New Year's - missing you by TWO WEEKS! :D

02 Jul 2009 - 12:57 BST

PLEASE Come back to Phoenix. You did two days here last time. We love you. Not in the stalkerish kinda love. But the the totally awesome sexy man that is totally on "The List" kinda way. What would it take to have you back?

02 Jul 2009 - 13:03 BST

Ohhhhh... I would love it if we could get him back in Florida... maybe even Orlando this time! Pretty please?

02 Jul 2009 - 13:19 BST

If you're going to be in Boston, then it's a quick trip to Washington, DC. The Warner Theatre is a great venue.

02 Jul 2009 - 13:57 BST

a Washington D.C. show would be nice.....just sayin :)

02 Jul 2009 - 13:59 BST

Eddie, please consider the BOK center in Tulsa, OK the day before or after Dallas. That's how I'm seeing Jamie Foxx the 9th. Please, please, please come to Tulsa. It would be my greatest honor to see YOU. I will be THRILLED to work overtime to see you live!! I'll take very good pictures and post them at flickr. If you don't believe me, go look at my birds. You will FREAK. :) The BOK center is my Disney World. Really. Please come see us.

02 Jul 2009 - 14:53 BST

I'd love it if you came to Denver!

02 Jul 2009 - 14:56 BST

Yeah! Come back to Phoenix! We will always come and see you!!! We adore you!

02 Jul 2009 - 15:01 BST

You need to a showin Albany NY at the Times Union-PLEASE!!!!!

02 Jul 2009 - 15:03 BST

Washington, D.C., please?! We love you in D.C.

02 Jul 2009 - 15:10 BST

Don't forget Cleveland and Washington, D.C.!!!

02 Jul 2009 - 15:41 BST

Still pushing for you to do a show in Pittsburgh for G20 -- then truly ALL the most influential people in the world would be here!! A small show outside the city would be fantab - and less traffic headaches!! Just THINK about it - please???

02 Jul 2009 - 15:44 BST

PLEASE PLAY PHILLY.

02 Jul 2009 - 15:48 BST

Everyone wants you. Minneapolis most of all.

02 Jul 2009 - 15:56 BST

Please, sir, can we have some more? You in Detroit, that is.

02 Jul 2009 - 15:59 BST

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE come to Florida!! Orlando is so much closer than Dallas!! However, If you'd like to show up at the Peabody Auditorium in Daytona Beach, I'd be much obliged [seeing as how that's where I live] Love!

02 Jul 2009 - 16:17 BST

Wrong side of the country! San Fransisco misses you!

02 Jul 2009 - 16:17 BST

Please play Las Vegas! (SF is good too.)

02 Jul 2009 - 16:35 BST

Oh, c'mon. If those of you wanting a DC show can't make it to NYC, that's pretty weak! I'm in Baltimore, and I'll be driving to NY for the 16th :) First time I'll see you, Eddie. Can't wait!

02 Jul 2009 - 16:46 BST

Saw you in Cincinnati and it was AMAZING! I hope you get to come back soon but for now I'm just happy you're visiting the states again!

02 Jul 2009 - 16:58 BST

Oh my god, Dallas?! I can hardly wait for the announcement of the dallas show.

02 Jul 2009 - 17:17 BST

Please, please, please come to San Diego!

02 Jul 2009 - 17:33 BST

covered up for winter or protection from bees

02 Jul 2009 - 17:43 BST

Please play Phx at the Dodge theatre or Orpheum. Smaller venue in which to enjoy the wit that is Eddie Izzard. March/April good months for u to run up and down Piestewa Peak, South Mountain, or Camelback. Sunscreen/water always needed. 6 hrs from LA...come on...u know u want 2!!!

02 Jul 2009 - 17:47 BST

I will go very far to see this show... even if I don't know where I live now. Its going to be very special everyone, I've seen the pictures.

02 Jul 2009 - 17:58 BST

I think you should come to the Chautauqua Institute Amphitheater in western New York. It's really pretty, I promise. And big. >.<

02 Jul 2009 - 18:06 BST

INDIANAPOLIS, please (I'm sick of Twix) :-p

02 Jul 2009 - 18:12 BST

Come back to Memphis or Nashville. If you come in March, it'd be a great birthday present!!

02 Jul 2009 - 18:58 BST

I don't usually beg like this, on my knees and all but, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, COME TO SEATTLE! You would be the God/Goddess of Broadway! Check out the venues like the Paramount, the 5th ave, Seattle Center. You could check out Tacoma (The Pantages)

02 Jul 2009 - 19:02 BST

Please add Toronto to your itinerary. We love you here. Actually, I think my ultimate fantasy would be having dinner with you and Ricky Gervais... Is that flattering or just sad? Hmmmm.

02 Jul 2009 - 19:31 BST

For god sakes man, PLEASE come to North Carolina! Charlotte perhaps? We would love to see you in person.

02 Jul 2009 - 19:31 BST

Not sure how to post here without sounding like a fanboy. Will you consider doing a show in Orange County? We are always lumped into Los Angeles. Like a conservative transvestite being labeled gay... we share a lot of things with THEM(Anaheim Angels, Dodgers, Long Beach, etc.) but we don't swing THAT way. We are more relaxed and conservative. Anyway great hotels, great places to run (Balboa Island, Back Bay in Newport, etc.) and we still have money to spend. I figured I should try to make some sort of case... Cheers! ~J

02 Jul 2009 - 20:15 BST

You are coming my way..the Dallas way. Set a date, I'll be there! :) xx

02 Jul 2009 - 20:16 BST

What about Canada???

02 Jul 2009 - 20:22 BST

Another request for DC and yes the Warner is a great theatre.

02 Jul 2009 - 20:31 BST

please come to DC-have mercy on those of us in the south!!

02 Jul 2009 - 22:08 BST

Dallas??? Really??? I'm in Dallas! Yay! Oh so excited!!

02 Jul 2009 - 22:10 BST

Would love to see you come back to Boston. First Stripped show back in April of 2008 we had such crap weather. I missed seeing you afterwards and have never forgiven myself!

02 Jul 2009 - 22:21 BST

Already got my tickets for MSG! Looking forward to it.

02 Jul 2009 - 23:39 BST

So glad to see you will be coming to San Francisco, been looking forward to seeing a live show. Thank you, sir.

02 Jul 2009 - 23:42 BST

Oh...Chicago...life has not been the same there since you left. I eagerly await 2010!

03 Jul 2009 - 00:59 BST

glad eddie is back !sure wish there would be something for us in ohio that can't travel outside of the state. I sure would love to see him again.

03 Jul 2009 - 01:42 BST

Please come to DC. Or Philly. Please?

03 Jul 2009 - 01:49 BST

Fort Lauderdale Broward Center for the Performing Arts We went to see Lois Black, Whoopie. We need you soooo badly here.

03 Jul 2009 - 02:13 BST

Would you consider making a slight detour after NYC to Rochester, NY? Perhaps a trip to Toronto would be in order. We're practically on the way. And we have what's know as a "garbage plate" in our town. Now that alone should be enough reason to investigate.

03 Jul 2009 - 02:43 BST

Hoping there will be an Atlanta date added? If so, I will be there. Otherwise, I suppose I will have to travel. Chicago is a nice place...

03 Jul 2009 - 03:17 BST

NEW ORLEANS!!! WE'LL COOK FOR YA!!! Laissez les bons temps rouler!

03 Jul 2009 - 03:50 BST

Please come back to Mo.! My hubby and I went to your Stripped show. It was the first and only event I have ever gone to and I loved it. We have been fan for years and your video's help me keep going when I was fighting cancer. Cemo and Eddie Izzard saved my life. LOL

03 Jul 2009 - 07:04 BST

hoping you make it back to DC - in drag!!!

03 Jul 2009 - 11:21 BST

Is there anyway you would consider Toronto?? Massey Hall awaits you. Smaller venue but one of the best!!! We love you here, please come visit :)

03 Jul 2009 - 15:08 BST

Would love to see you in Orlando, Eddie ! theres a half million brits in Florida waiting to see you !

03 Jul 2009 - 15:47 BST

Can't wait for you to return to Chicago!! The best show I have seen in a long time!!

03 Jul 2009 - 15:51 BST

DC is a lovely city - perhaps you will consider a stop there for a night or three?? I'm just saying...think about it.

03 Jul 2009 - 16:40 BST

Don't suppose you are coming to the interior? Denver, Omaha, Lincoln, or Kansas City?

03 Jul 2009 - 16:42 BST

The tour definitely needs to come back to Seattle! Why should SFO have all the fun? BTW Had a blast at the Paramount last July - was a great way to spend my b'day!

03 Jul 2009 - 17:12 BST

Will be at MSG! Can't wait :)

03 Jul 2009 - 17:52 BST

Oooh, and please swing by Portland between SF and Seattle! :) You KNOW Portland loves you!

03 Jul 2009 - 19:20 BST

PLEEEAASSSE come to Canada!! Please, please pretty please!!!

03 Jul 2009 - 19:27 BST

Huge fan! Would love to see you in Seattle.

03 Jul 2009 - 21:14 BST

Any Canadian dates? Toronto, Kingston,Ottawa, Montreal????

03 Jul 2009 - 21:28 BST

I second your coming to New Orleans! Better yet, to Baton Rouge!!! The previous post from Louisiana is a prime example of our famous joie de vivre culture and heritage: fun and games first (your show); great food afterwards for everyone. Laissez les bon temps rouler! It's not just a quaint phrase - it's our way of life! Come on down to do a show!!!!

04 Jul 2009 - 00:53 BST

Hey Eddie, Seattle would really like to see you come back!!!

04 Jul 2009 - 01:02 BST

My God, you lovely trannie, it's about time you come back to the mother ship of San Francisco!!

04 Jul 2009 - 02:31 BST

Any, any ANY chance of you coming to Minneapolis? I know it's cold but it's seriously worth it!

04 Jul 2009 - 03:48 BST

Will you come back to Texas? I recommend not coming when it's so hot outside that just crossing the street makes you DIE!

04 Jul 2009 - 06:33 BST

come back to atlanta! i'll make grilled cheese, it'll be great.

04 Jul 2009 - 08:44 BST

Will see you in Boston! Was going to use birthday money, but my friends said, "save your money for the trip and we will buy your ticket." I have the BEST friends!!! Cannot wait! Also, there are a couple of clips on youtube where, and she agrees, you look just like my Mom. Totally a compliment!!! love ya and see you soon!!!

04 Jul 2009 - 13:37 BST

Yeah, like Zootdingo says, we want to see you in Arizona. Phoenix is a quick hop from Los Angeles, we love you here, not in a gay way, more in a prison sort of way.

04 Jul 2009 - 22:50 BST

Hey what about us in Canada, especially us ex pat Brits. Just discovered you and am trying to collect your dvd's and get my friends hooked. You are totally hilarious. Would love to see you in Vancouver on your next trip across the pond.,

05 Jul 2009 - 06:30 BST

Even though I'm coming all the way to London to see you with my best friend (who lives in Italy), I'd see you again in Detroit as well in a heartbeat. Do I win a prize for perhaps traveling the longest way just to come see you perform? Can't wait! XO

05 Jul 2009 - 16:06 BST

Please come back to Kansas City-- "Stripped" in 2008 was fantastic and sold out! It's right in the middle of the country-- stop for a gig on your way across the US.

05 Jul 2009 - 16:21 BST

Atlanta or Death...Atlanta or Death...Atlanta or Death...well if those are your choices...I choose Atlanta! Please Please Please! We would love to see you here!

06 Jul 2009 - 00:28 BST

Hoping for a stop in St. Louis, but prepared to pack up myself, my dog, and my fellow Missouri Eddie Fans and Road Trip it to Chi-town to take in the show there. Don't know where you plan to play there (certainly plenty of places to choose from), but the Steppenwolf Theatre is great. Looking forward to it, won't bring the dog to the show though. :)

06 Jul 2009 - 01:39 BST

I'm adding my vote for a DC date. Pretty please? It'll be no trouble - you can crash on my couch if you like.

06 Jul 2009 - 05:27 BST

cool fro you in the USA, when you coming back to New Zealand Eddie?

06 Jul 2009 - 07:40 BST

It's good to have you back here stateside. I'll definitely be seeing you in Chicago. It's a four hour drive there but my mum and me wouldn't miss your show for the world. Believe It! <3

06 Jul 2009 - 07:55 BST

"The City.... nneeeee..... not San Fran." How ever you say it, we can't wait to see you!

06 Jul 2009 - 08:22 BST

Eddie! Please come back to Philadelphia! The City of Brotherly Love needs some Big Intimacy!

06 Jul 2009 - 15:44 BST

Hey- How about coming to Cleveland? It's midway between Boston and Chicago and also midway between New York and Chicago, and the fans out here wouldn't have to add the cost of plane fare and hotel to enjoy the show. You'd draw from Pittsburgh, Columbus, Cincinnati, Detroit, and Indy. With logic like that, who could lose? Not you, not us, not anyone.

06 Jul 2009 - 19:57 BST

The Barrymore in Madison WI is a lovely venue full of class and humility! But I suppose I will hope for chicago.

06 Jul 2009 - 22:20 BST

Philly PLEASE!! We LOVE you here!!

06 Jul 2009 - 23:46 BST

You aren't going to forget we loyal folk in Atlanta, are you?

07 Jul 2009 - 00:39 BST

I do not like to beg, but I am prostrating myself before this machine to humbly request that you grace us here in Graceland! Please, oh please come to Memphis and save me! But if you cant... I'll fly to my home town Los Angeles like someone being chased by a swarm of bees!!! I have all your shows on my iPod and listen to you everyday to save myself from the religious zealots!!! Please!!! And March is my birthday ;-)

07 Jul 2009 - 05:29 BST

Please come to Atlanta and "talk British"!! I will B there. Front and center.

07 Jul 2009 - 13:12 BST

Too excited to see Eddie back in San Francisco! I'm hoping for the Orpheum again, although in my fantasy world, he'd play a GA venue like the Fillmore or the Warfield.

07 Jul 2009 - 16:19 BST

Please consider coming to Seattle before/after San Fran! The paramount is beautiful, historic and big!

07 Jul 2009 - 18:07 BST

Anxiously awaiting your arrival in Atlanta...please come.

08 Jul 2009 - 02:14 BST

Eddie: Please come to Kansas City Again ! Last time you came to the UpTown Theater the show sold out very fast and it was impossible to get tickets the UpTown Theater is only 1,600 seats. If you come to Kanss City in the Summer of 2010 come to Starlight Theater its the largest OUT DOOR Theater in the US and its Very Nice and its right next to the KC Zoo. Its seats over 7,000 people & if Kathy Griffin can sell the place out it will be easy for you to sell the place out also Eddie. Please come to Kansas City in 2010 & to Starlight Theater.

08 Jul 2009 - 18:02 BST

Dallas my ass! Get thee to Austin Sir!!

08 Jul 2009 - 18:35 BST

Don't forget about Denver! Missed you last time and I've been kicking myself ever since.

08 Jul 2009 - 20:09 BST

when will you return to Dallas Texas ?

08 Jul 2009 - 20:20 BST

Looks like I'm goin back to the NYC. Can't wait sir.

08 Jul 2009 - 21:27 BST

We love your brilliance - Please come to Denver! ^_^ Where else can you be a mile high and still pass a drug test?

08 Jul 2009 - 21:36 BST

How about the Landmark Theater in Syracuse, New York...and, if size matters, there's always the Carrier Dome in Syracuse!

08 Jul 2009 - 22:27 BST

please please please come into Washington DC I'm dying to see you live! :)

08 Jul 2009 - 22:37 BST

San Fransisco? YESSSSS. I was so mad I didn't get tix in time for your previous show.

09 Jul 2009 - 01:28 BST

Yes... Seattle or Portland, OR would be nice. Please.

09 Jul 2009 - 07:14 BST

SO EXCITED you're coming to Dallas!!! Can't wait to find out when....awaiting word in nervous anticipation....

09 Jul 2009 - 16:48 BST

Can not wait to see you in LA! While you're in this corner of the country you might as well make a stop in San Diego, too. Yes, we are greedy little beggars. ;)

09 Jul 2009 - 17:40 BST

Please Please come back to Denver! The Rockies miss you!!!!!!

10 Jul 2009 - 00:34 BST

DALLAS, TEXAS?! Well yee haw! That's only a pond hope from us here in Austin. I'm already saving rattlesnake pelts to trade for tickets when you come.

10 Jul 2009 - 01:20 BST

HOP... See how excited I am?

10 Jul 2009 - 01:26 BST

COME TO CANADA!!!! PLEAAASSSSEEEEEE!!!

10 Jul 2009 - 07:26 BST

Well, seeing as how you may not be showing in Orlando [maybe Miami? XP] I will be making the 17 hour 24 minute road trip from Daytona Beach, FL to Dallas, TX just to see you!! My friends all think I'm a nutter but what do they know? lol And if you were so inclined, "Would you like a cup of coffee?"

10 Jul 2009 - 09:46 BST

If you come back to Austin, I'll make sure that the girl with the annoying questions leaves you alone. Okay, I can't promise that. Please come back anyway.

10 Jul 2009 - 21:20 BST

Please please add Phoenix please please

11 Jul 2009 - 00:27 BST

Dying to See You in person. . . Crossing my fingers for a show in N.C. or Upstate S.C. Thanks for doing another tour!

12 Jul 2009 - 00:34 BST

Come to Cleveland, Columbus, Pittsburgh, some where I can drive to please!!!

12 Jul 2009 - 07:22 BST

PLEASE come back to Miami/South FL!!! You are my ALL TIME favorite comedian and I would DIE to see you live again. I saw you when you were at the Jackie Gleason Theater in Miami for the last Stripped tour and it was amazing!!

13 Jul 2009 - 02:08 BST

Let me just say how unbelievably EXCITED I am for this show in January!!! I have been a huuugggee fan since I was 12 (10 years now), and seeing you in person is just such an unbelievable thrill!!!!!!! Break a Leg!!!

14 Jul 2009 - 05:30 BST

Seattle, Seattle, Seattle!!!! Pretty, pretty please!

15 Jul 2009 - 00:02 BST

yes please come back to Dallas so I can laugh my A** off and I really need to your the best and need to see your show and need dates doe the Dallas showing as the one I missed was the PR was not doing there job and show was last mintue

15 Jul 2009 - 00:52 BST

Please, please come to Florida again! Or even a show in Georgia would be appreciated. I missed out the last time you graced us with your presence because I was working out of state at the time.

15 Jul 2009 - 21:13 BST

Saw you the last time you were in Los Angeles @ the Cornet theatre. Funny Funny Funny can't wait to see you again.

16 Jul 2009 - 01:30 BST

Come to Vancouver Canada! And you could also do a show at the Gumboot Cafe on the Sunshine Coast.

16 Jul 2009 - 21:01 BST

Eddie, please come to San Antonio, TX. We are huge fans!

17 Jul 2009 - 15:55 BST

Washington DC would welcome you!! Please!

17 Jul 2009 - 16:34 BST

I'm planning on coming to San Francisco all the way from Oklahoma City to see you! Could go to Dallas, a lot closer, a lot cheaper, but not nearly as good a show!

19 Jul 2009 - 06:18 BST

We need some Eddie in Minneapolis.

20 Jul 2009 - 04:42 BST

Massey Hall, Toronto - where all the best people perform - has your name on it Eddie.

23 Jul 2009 - 18:32 BST

Are you coming to Canada???Please come to Toronto!! I am from Bristol UK and never managed to get tickets b4 they soldout, would love to fnally see you live! :)

23 Jul 2009 - 22:23 BST

Seattle! Seattle! Come to Seattle! and the weather will make you feel so at home, too. ;)

24 Jul 2009 - 09:45 BST

ahhh come to chicago! cheers

24 Jul 2009 - 15:51 BST

Can't wait till you get to LA Eddie.... really looking forward to it.

24 Jul 2009 - 18:38 BST

I am SO going to the SF show! I cant wait!

24 Jul 2009 - 21:10 BST

Please come to Seattle! We'll give you the flag...

27 Jul 2009 - 20:29 BST

tulsa, ok is really a lovely place. good people live there (or near there) and would love to see you come to our little neck of the woods!

28 Jul 2009 - 21:21 BST

sooo happy! need to know when you will be in the windy city!

29 Jul 2009 - 01:12 BST

Please come to Orlando or Melbourne, Florida!

29 Jul 2009 - 18:11 BST

Yay, you should come to Idaho, please??

30 Jul 2009 - 04:22 BST

I am checking your webpage DAILY to be sure I get great seats if you add dates in Dallas or even Houston!! Hope you will send out an email as soon as you add the dates!!!!

30 Jul 2009 - 21:10 BST

Coming to Boston? Most cool. (Arms folded; smug, satisfied look creeping none-too-subtly across face...)

01 Aug 2009 - 06:21 BST

please come to Tampa,Fl. while in the USA!!!! PLEASE !!!!

01 Aug 2009 - 14:09 BST

Please Philadelphia again. Philly loves seeing your shows.

02 Aug 2009 - 07:50 BST

Adding to the chorus of people requesting a DC date: please, please come visit. DC is cool now! You should come check it out and, you know, do a couple gigs while you're here.

04 Aug 2009 - 02:45 BST

Clearly I need to either: A: get a job in one of those cities and move there so I can see the show, or B: start saving for the plane ticket

04 Aug 2009 - 17:36 BST

EDDIE COME TO DETROIT!!!!!!!!! PLEASE ILL PAY ANY MONEY :)

05 Aug 2009 - 09:04 BST

And I won't be home in belfast while you're there - please do a gig in france - you know you want to!! bisou ;)

06 Aug 2009 - 16:51 BST

*fingers crossed* please come to Memphis!!!

11 Aug 2009 - 04:10 BST

Come back to Columbus Ohio! You were fantastic! I was in the nosebleed seats and watched you through binoculars ! It was worth it!!!Please come back soon!

13 Aug 2009 - 00:41 BST

I just know you will add a trip to Las Vegas again,won't you? PLEASE

14 Aug 2009 - 19:16 BST

When are you coming back to Tampa or Sarasota, Florida?

14 Aug 2009 - 23:05 BST

I'll add to the fray...come back to Seattle...it will be grey, dark and raining so you'll feel right at home!

15 Aug 2009 - 05:52 BST

Please come to Houston!!!!!! Dallas is close enough to make the stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!

18 Aug 2009 - 03:17 BST

You gorgeous creature!!! Just love your stand up - totally divine, particularly when you take the piss out of the Americans!! Will definitely see you in San Francisco!!

18 Aug 2009 - 06:28 BST

Eddie! PLEASE do a show in Seattle! All your Canadian fans will burst with gratitude if you do so. We love you up here in the cold North! :)

18 Aug 2009 - 23:42 BST

Would LOVELOVELOVE another Phoenix show (or two!), but if need be, I say caravan! to Los Angeles. Hey, you could be in LA for Comic-Con!

21 Aug 2009 - 02:36 BST

Adding a vote for Galveston Island. :) It would be neat to see Eddie at the Grand 1894 Opera House in Galveston, Texas. The Grand 1894 Opera House's contact information: Maureen M. Patton, Executive Director The Grand 1894 Opera House 2020 Postoffice Street Galveston Island, Texas 77550 409.763.7173 mpatton@thegrand.com Phone: 409.765.1894 / 800.821.1894 Fax: 409-763-1068 http://www.thegrand.com Irene : )

22 Aug 2009 - 23:15 BST

I think that it's just brilliant to have you back in Dallas! I'm very much looking forward to seeing you again! You were fab the last time!

23 Aug 2009 - 04:18 BST

Please come back to Houston! Millions of your devoted fans in Texas need more than one venue to bask in the glory . . . . please . . .please . . .please . . Us ladies shall conjugate our latin verbs until you return . . . amo, amas, amat . . .

24 Aug 2009 - 02:25 BST

Hi great your making over the big blue pond again but how about when you get here coming up North to the country above the US it's called CANADA!!! Toronto would be great we have a fab venue called Massey Hall that is very cosy and intimate. PLEASE!!!!

24 Aug 2009 - 03:39 BST

Please think about a detour to Tampa or Clearwater Florida.....WE LOVE YOU!!! Thank you for keeping it real Eddie!

24 Aug 2009 - 05:08 BST

I will add to the DC requests, but please somewhere other than DAR Constitution Hall. Sound was so bad there the last time that the audience could not hear what you were saying. Baltimore is also close to us.

25 Aug 2009 - 13:40 BST

Another vote for Philly....it's just a short swim across the Delaware for us! Loved seeing you last time around, but it's been too long!!

27 Aug 2009 - 07:38 BST

after reading these requests i can only suggest clones, many many eddie clones (but which is the O-riginal.

29 Aug 2009 - 05:15 BST

it would ROCK if you came to Honolulu...better weather then where you're going to be...come on, you can do it!

30 Aug 2009 - 09:13 BST

A DC/Baltimore date would be great, seeing the venue last time was so bad that I could only hear half the show...and I was in the second row.

02 Sep 2009 - 23:39 BST

Geeze Eddie, I know Orange County is conservative, but couldn't you just have a little mercy on us down here; don't make us drive to LA just to laugh our guts out. I am sure a suitable venue could be found. Many of us are just fiscally conservative. Socially, who knows, we go both ways. Please, pretty please, consider an OC event. Sincerely, Julie

04 Sep 2009 - 04:55 BST

DALLAS !!!!! Can't wait for the tour !

06 Sep 2009 - 20:56 BST

y'know you have a decent following in alaska.. but no one comes to alaska.. the bears here really dont eat people i swear... alaska loves you eddie... btw awsome awsome on the running thing.

11 Sep 2009 - 08:22 BST

We'll see you again in Boston....It'll be cake, then, 'cause I'm not up for any of that death crap!!!

12 Sep 2009 - 21:15 BST

I WOULD say come to Connecticut, but... yeah, there's nothing in Connecticut. Hoping to come to the NY or Boston show!!! <3

13 Sep 2009 - 07:04 BST

I just got my tickets for Los Angeles, January 29!!!!!!! WOOOOHOOOOO!!!!! Can't wait, can't wait!

16 Sep 2009 - 00:36 BST

I am so excited about seeing The Big Intimacy Tour in Dallas! I saw Stripped on both dates last year and was high on humor for at least a week after each show. Sitting fourth row center so I can see your sexy eyeliner!

20 Sep 2009 - 23:56 BST

AAAAHHHHH!!!! We just got our tix for the Dallas show!! We missed you the last time you were here and IM SO EXCITED YOU ARE COMING BACK!!!! THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!!!

28 Sep 2009 - 01:52 BST

des moines ,ia., dead center of the us

17 Oct 2009 - 07:35 BST

Miami will give you your own flag... Please come back. We long for your undeniable brilliance!!

17 Oct 2009 - 07:48 BST

Oh if only you would come to the southeast! The Carolinas need a show!!!!

25 Oct 2009 - 16:02 GMT

Come to Atlanta PLEEASE!

11 Jan 2010 - 23:23 GMT

Thrilled to say my teenage boys love you. Came home to them watching Dressed to Kill -if you come anywhere near Florida, i'll sneak them in to see you.

20 Jan 2010 - 05:57 GMT

TEX-ASSSSS!!!! It's a damn big state - Dallas is a 7 hr drive but I'll do it in a heartbeat to see you! Yay! Can't wait for the Big D date to be announced. Also, are you considering New Orleans? I'm in Southeast texas and it's about a 4 hour drive...? We loved you in The Riches.. and we have 3 generations in my family who have quoted you for years!

01 Feb 2010 - 11:40 GMT

I'd love to see you in Jacksonville FL at the Florida Theatre or Moran Theatre. I think you're bloody brilliant and know you could pull a huge crowd here. Tired of all the good acts going to Atlanta and Orlando. We need someone like you here !! Keeping my fingers x'd !! You're the hottest thing since... well.... jam !! :)

23 Feb 2010 - 05:31 GMT

Salt Lake City Utah DESPERATELY needs this level of comedy ... come conquer with a flag...

26 Feb 2010 - 14:47 GMT