Eddie Izzard

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Chicas, **************************** Before I return to the kitchen to cook one of my dear cousin Edna´s many eyewatering recipes from #MrsFrysDiary, our potplant MrTriffid has asked me to pass on all his good wishes to you and all his fans! He wanted to do it himself but someone must have spiked his smoothie. He has been throwing up the caviar all night long and is still leaning over, to put it mildly. In order to save us all further embarrassment I better say a few words on his behalf. ******************************************* As you all know, Mr Triffid has kindly volunteered again to impersonate our xmas tree, and the children and I have spent days decorating his tentacles with all the wonderful bras donated by my husband´s many admirers around the world. ******************************************************************** I have to admit, I had doubts, after all, not everyone can wear yellow with pink, but the result has blown us all away. Isn´t our maestro a smasher? Big hand for the wonderful, gorgeous Mr Triffid! *clap clap clap* ******************************************* Before I leave you alone to cope with the overwhelming sight of Mr Triffid covered in bras, two more things: ******************************************* In the last days many people got an impression of how it is when you have to spend the night on a cold floor in an airport, on a piece of cardboard. There are many men, women and 71,000 kids in our country who didn´t have a home and their own bed in years and struggle to survive at this time of the year. ******************************************* If you can help please check out the websites of the homelessness charities and find out what you can do to make a difference ******************************************* SHELTER, http://england.shelter.org.uk/what_you_can_do ******************************************* CENTREPOINT http://www.centrepointgiving.org.uk/getgiving ******************************************* Oh yes and don´t forget to check out the 'Believe' Video Single by @SarahMcGuinness at http://bit.ly/grDFyn ******************************************* Well. A woman´s work is never done, and as if I didn´t have enough worries, our son Edward Junior is in tears because his fishnet xmas stockings are empty. ***** Sister Mary of the Order of Perpetual Indulgence is giving our son Harold religion. On my new shagpile. **** Our daughter Kinky Lola´s gone into hiding after being hotly pursued by the Jingle Bell´s Grannies. **** Our son Mithras insists he must go as a naked lion-headed figure entwined by serpent with five gold wings. ***** Our son Aethelred “Ettie” the Unready has just thrown himself in the Battle of Oxford Street. ***** The driveway is packed with my hsbd´s female admirers and their divorce lawyers, much to the delight of our daughter Dylan who is trying to pull girls with the cunning use of my fanny heater. ***** The vodka pipeline in my hsbd´s study needs a refill. And my husband smells of elderberries. You get the picture. Yes and Mum´s the worst. ******************************************* Well then. Time for me to return to the kitchen before we start our traditional Drink Along with Dallas and viewing of the Life of Bryan. ******************************************* We wish you all a very happy Mithrasmas, Christmas, Pastamess, joyeux noel, frohe Weihnachten or whatever you are into! ******************************************* Lola xxx ******************************************* @MrsEddieIzzard & @realMrTriffid